Some slut felt me up on the bus and told my buddies I didnt have pubics and they called me bald eagle
epon
When you're in love, it's hard to see your partner's flaws.
Dennis Dodd
Down to the banana republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated Americans
Hoping to find some fun
Steve Goodman
You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.
Lou Holtz
Frankly, I'd suck a fart out of a donkey's ass if that's what it took to make it to the surface alive.
Bob (Grateful Diver)
There is no delight in owning anything unshared
Seneca
The sea is a cruel and unforgiving Mistress who gives the exam first and the lesson later.
Unknown
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
Yoda
People think he was a nice man but he wasn't. He was a litter bug and would fart in the car with the windows up and the heat on just to torture his family.
Random chick seated at the bar table next to me
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
Careful, it's not a toy.
epon
Puke and rally!
Random drunk college student overheard on Green Street
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Marilyn Monroe
'Cause when that bug bites you,
You live with the sting
Jimmy Buffett
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: 'Oh, shit - thier awake!'
Unknown
He who mounts a wild elephant goes where the wild elephant goes.
Randolph Bourne
Ladies, I'm not cheap; I'm broke. Big difference.
Comedian on Comedy Central
Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
John Prine
Only if we understand... can we conceive of the seemingly paradoxical phenomenon that people who are afraid of living are also especially frightened of death.
Menard Boss
The sea is a cruel and unforgiving Mistress who gives the exam first and the lesson later.
Unknown
Its not tragic to die doing what you love.
Bohdi of Point Break
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.
Albert Einstein
When you're in love, it's hard to see your partner's flaws.
Dennis Dodd
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover
Mark Twain
Too dumb or too smart
Ain't it funny how we all turned out
I guess we are the people our parents warned us about.
Jimmy Buffett
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
We sailed from the port of indecision
Young and wild with oh so much to learn
The days turned into years
As we tried to fool our fears
But to the port of indecision I returned
Mark Combes
Some slut felt me up on the bus and told my buddies I didnt have pubics and they called me bald eagle
epon
Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.
Mark Twain
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Marilyn Monroe
Careful, it's not a toy.
epon
Years grow shorter, not longer
The more you've been on your own
Feelin's for movin' grow stronger
So you wonder why you ever go home
Jimmy Buffett
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: 'Oh, shit - thier awake!'
Unknown
Only if we understand... can we conceive of the seemingly paradoxical phenomenon that people who are afraid of living are also especially frightened of death.
Menard Boss
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.
Albert Einstein
If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.
Lou Holtz
Ladies, I'm not cheap; I'm broke. Big difference.
Comedian on Comedy Central
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
Yoda
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob Marley
Down to the banana republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated Americans
Hoping to find some fun
Steve Goodman
Have you ever smelled burning latex?
Sloeber
There is no delight in owning anything unshared
Seneca
Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.
Knute Rockne
Vegetarian is an old Indian word that means bad hunter
Lou Holtz
If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.
Lou Holtz
Too dumb or too smart
Ain't it funny how we all turned out
I guess we are the people our parents warned us about.
Jimmy Buffett
Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.
Mark Twain
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
Ayn Rand
Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.
Knute Rockne
'Cause when that bug bites you,
You live with the sting
Jimmy Buffett
If your problem has a solution, then why worry about it? If your problem doesn't have a solution, then why worry about it?
Chinese Proverb
We sailed from the port of indecision
Young and wild with oh so much to learn
The days turned into years
As we tried to fool our fears
But to the port of indecision I returned
Mark Combes
People think he was a nice man but he wasn't. He was a litter bug and would fart in the car with the windows up and the heat on just to torture his family.
Random chick seated at the bar table next to me
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.
Lou Holtz
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
Ayn Rand
Years grow shorter, not longer
The more you've been on your own
Feelin's for movin' grow stronger
So you wonder why you ever go home
Jimmy Buffett
Its not tragic to die doing what you love.
Bohdi of Point Break
Have you ever smelled burning latex?
Sloeber
Frankly, I'd suck a fart out of a donkey's ass if that's what it took to make it to the surface alive.
Bob (Grateful Diver)
If your problem has a solution, then why worry about it? If your problem doesn't have a solution, then why worry about it?
Chinese Proverb
Puke and rally!
Random drunk college student overheard on Green Street
Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
John Prine
He who mounts a wild elephant goes where the wild elephant goes.
Randolph Bourne
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover
Mark Twain
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob Marley
You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.
Lou Holtz
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.
Lou Holtz
Vegetarian is an old Indian word that means bad hunter
Lou Holtz
