Blogging the Life of Salty Endeavors

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

Frankly, I'd suck a fart out of a donkey's ass if that's what it took to make it to the surface alive.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Too dumb or too smart
Ain't it funny how we all turned out
I guess we are the people our parents warned us about.

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.

Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.

When you're in love, it's hard to see your partner's flaws.

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while

Have you ever smelled burning latex?

We sailed from the port of indecision
Young and wild with oh so much to learn
The days turned into years
As we tried to fool our fears
But to the port of indecision I returned

Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.

If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.

Weeeeeeeeee!

If your problem has a solution, then why worry about it? If your problem doesn't have a solution, then why worry about it?

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: 'Oh, shit - thier awake!'

The sea is a cruel and unforgiving Mistress who gives the exam first and the lesson later.

Its not tragic to die doing what you love.

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

The sea is a cruel and unforgiving Mistress who gives the exam first and the lesson later.

Down to the banana republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated Americans
Hoping to find some fun

Weeeeeeeeee!

Only if we understand... can we conceive of the seemingly paradoxical phenomenon that people who are afraid of living are also especially frightened of death.

We sailed from the port of indecision
Young and wild with oh so much to learn
The days turned into years
As we tried to fool our fears
But to the port of indecision I returned

Puke and rally!

Ladies, I'm not cheap; I'm broke. Big difference.

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: 'Oh, shit - thier awake!'

People think he was a nice man but he wasn't. He was a litter bug and would fart in the car with the windows up and the heat on just to torture his family.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

When you're in love, it's hard to see your partner's flaws.

Puke and rally!

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.

'Cause when that bug bites you,
You live with the sting

Down to the banana republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated Americans
Hoping to find some fun

Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.

If your problem has a solution, then why worry about it? If your problem doesn't have a solution, then why worry about it?

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.

'Cause when that bug bites you,
You live with the sting

He who mounts a wild elephant goes where the wild elephant goes.

Its not tragic to die doing what you love.

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.

Some slut felt me up on the bus and told my buddies I didnt have pubics and they called me bald eagle

Only if we understand... can we conceive of the seemingly paradoxical phenomenon that people who are afraid of living are also especially frightened of death.

Years grow shorter, not longer
The more you've been on your own
Feelin's for movin' grow stronger
So you wonder why you ever go home

Careful, it's not a toy.

If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while

Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

Vegetarian is an old Indian word that means bad hunter

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover

Too dumb or too smart
Ain't it funny how we all turned out
I guess we are the people our parents warned us about.

He who mounts a wild elephant goes where the wild elephant goes.

Years grow shorter, not longer
The more you've been on your own
Feelin's for movin' grow stronger
So you wonder why you ever go home

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

Careful, it's not a toy.

People think he was a nice man but he wasn't. He was a litter bug and would fart in the car with the windows up and the heat on just to torture his family.

Ladies, I'm not cheap; I'm broke. Big difference.

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

There is no delight in owning anything unshared

Frankly, I'd suck a fart out of a donkey's ass if that's what it took to make it to the surface alive.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover

Have you ever smelled burning latex?

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

Some slut felt me up on the bus and told my buddies I didnt have pubics and they called me bald eagle

Vegetarian is an old Indian word that means bad hunter

There is no delight in owning anything unshared