Blogging the Life of Salty Endeavors

Some slut felt me up on the bus and told my buddies I didnt have pubics and they called me bald eagle

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover

'Cause when that bug bites you,
You live with the sting

Puke and rally!

When you're in love, it's hard to see your partner's flaws.

Its not tragic to die doing what you love.

Frankly, I'd suck a fart out of a donkey's ass if that's what it took to make it to the surface alive.

Some slut felt me up on the bus and told my buddies I didnt have pubics and they called me bald eagle

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: 'Oh, shit - thier awake!'

If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.

We sailed from the port of indecision
Young and wild with oh so much to learn
The days turned into years
As we tried to fool our fears
But to the port of indecision I returned

Have you ever smelled burning latex?

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover

'Cause when that bug bites you,
You live with the sting

Puke and rally!

Vegetarian is an old Indian word that means bad hunter

Years grow shorter, not longer
The more you've been on your own
Feelin's for movin' grow stronger
So you wonder why you ever go home

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.

The sea is a cruel and unforgiving Mistress who gives the exam first and the lesson later.

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.

Ladies, I'm not cheap; I'm broke. Big difference.

Frankly, I'd suck a fart out of a donkey's ass if that's what it took to make it to the surface alive.

Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.

Have you ever smelled burning latex?

There is no delight in owning anything unshared

Vegetarian is an old Indian word that means bad hunter

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while

When you're in love, it's hard to see your partner's flaws.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

People think he was a nice man but he wasn't. He was a litter bug and would fart in the car with the windows up and the heat on just to torture his family.

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: 'Oh, shit - thier awake!'

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.

If your problem has a solution, then why worry about it? If your problem doesn't have a solution, then why worry about it?

Weeeeeeeeee!

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while

Too dumb or too smart
Ain't it funny how we all turned out
I guess we are the people our parents warned us about.

Ladies, I'm not cheap; I'm broke. Big difference.

The sea is a cruel and unforgiving Mistress who gives the exam first and the lesson later.

Down to the banana republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated Americans
Hoping to find some fun

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

Weeeeeeeeee!

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

Careful, it's not a toy.

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

We sailed from the port of indecision
Young and wild with oh so much to learn
The days turned into years
As we tried to fool our fears
But to the port of indecision I returned

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

Only if we understand... can we conceive of the seemingly paradoxical phenomenon that people who are afraid of living are also especially frightened of death.

There is no delight in owning anything unshared

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.

He who mounts a wild elephant goes where the wild elephant goes.

Down to the banana republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated Americans
Hoping to find some fun

If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.

If your problem has a solution, then why worry about it? If your problem doesn't have a solution, then why worry about it?

Careful, it's not a toy.

Only if we understand... can we conceive of the seemingly paradoxical phenomenon that people who are afraid of living are also especially frightened of death.

Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.

Too dumb or too smart
Ain't it funny how we all turned out
I guess we are the people our parents warned us about.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.

Its not tragic to die doing what you love.

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

People think he was a nice man but he wasn't. He was a litter bug and would fart in the car with the windows up and the heat on just to torture his family.

Years grow shorter, not longer
The more you've been on your own
Feelin's for movin' grow stronger
So you wonder why you ever go home

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.

He who mounts a wild elephant goes where the wild elephant goes.